That’s the dream right there.
You fucking did it.
Just how every little girl imagines it.
Plies) blasts throughout State Farm Arena.
Gucci Mane knows how to treat a woman.
But you gotta be careful when you get into the private island game, Gucci.
When people hear private island, they immediately think you’re diddling kids.
Jeffrey Epstein did irreparable damage to the image of island guys.
You gotta make it abundantly clear that’s NOT what you plan to do on your island.
Maybe release a statement.
Or write a song about it.
Just to nip any suspicion in the bud.
The other problem with a private island is you gotta keep the whole thing livable.
Buying an island is really just buying a plot of land.
It’s what you put on the island that makes it cool.
But from the looks of it, Gucci’s island is attached to some sort of hotel or resort.
Maybe there’s some amenities that come with it.
It certainly doesn’t look remote.
There looks like it’s staff walking across the bridge.
I’d imagine there are restaurants and stores within walking, or at least driving distance.
Door Dash might even deliver there.
It very possibly has an address.
Which is admittedly much less bad ass than buying a remote private island somewhere in the Caribbean.
But also much less pedophile-seeming.
Gucci was practical with his private island purchase.
The Trap God is a sensible king.
And congratulations to the happy couple.
Can’t wait to see videos from the first party the La Flare family throws on their new island.
I would be crushed to find out they got Gucci too.
