First of all, this rocks.

An Excel sheet filled with 108 cells of just the best things about being alive as a dude.

It’s a celebration of life, really.

I don’t remember the last thing I randomly saw on the internet that got me this fired up.

Let’s get into it.

That’s a late 90s/early 2000s Colts run of first round picks.

You’ve never seen a claymore.

BEST VALUE PICK: NCAA 14 (ROUND 26)

This is just insane.

It would have been perfectly defensible for NCAA 14 to be the first overall pick in this draft.

In fact, I’d assert that it should have been.