He does crazy stuff.
Hes the punch in to take a dump in peoples shoes and magazines, Richardson recalled.
Then he grabs Lous toothbrush and stirs it in his [expletive].
The whole bench lost it, Richardson recalled.
Lou didnt know what happened until later when we told him Shaq put it in his ass.
Taking a dump in a teammates shoes.
Putting a teammates mouthguard inside of your own ass.
Kinda gives me Winston Bishop/Prank Sinatra vibes.
This is why I refuse to get involved in any sort of prank war.
Because you’re entering a prank war with somebody who’s at the top of the food chain.
Somebody who doesn’t have to answer to anybody.
There’s nobody who can keep them in check.
Nobody on the Phoenix Suns was going to tell Shaq he’s taking things too far.
Shaq could get away with pranks 50 notches more insane than anything Lou Amundson ever could.
You got his ass good."
A very destructive prank in its own right.
Mouthguard in the asshole might actually be a fair retaliation.
Really it depends on how much “in his ass” the mouthguard went.
Shaq has so much ass.
Was the mouthguard up high in his crack?
Did it make contact with hole?
Was it fully submerged in hole?
Not an important one.
it’s possible for you to’t murder Steve Nash.
Matt Barnes might have to die.
You gotta be careful with prank guys.
They’re habitual line crossers.
The line doesn’t even exist to them.
Everything is in play.
Your wife and children are suddenly in grave danger.
It’s not worth it.
