I don’t care if you call me a pussy, I am one.
I don’t like animals outside of dogs.
I see a dog, I pet it.
Anything else, get it out of my face.
This is especially true with this dinosaur.
I don’t care about the gator or croc argument here, it’s a dinosaur.
That motherfucker is not real nor should it be.
Ball gets too close to one, just drop away from it and play it that way.
Ocean Course is hard enough as it is.
You got the wind to deal with.
Your calves start to get sore walking around, especially in that fake sand stuff.
Miss the fairway and have it out of there?
Yeah, have fun scrambling for bogey.
The last thing you better deal with is a dinosaur stomping across the tee box.
That’s something that will stick in your head no matter where you are.
We’ll just take it here.
Good enough for me.
Golf is already a hard enough of a game.
I’m man enough to admit it.
I’ve played for decades and it’s still awesome and frustrating all at once.
Don’t need dinosaurs in this world.
We gotta make golf easier, not harder.
