Bernabe added that he felt very proud and more masculine being part of Lazio.
The Serie A club clearly did not feel the same as it fired the Spaniard shortly afterward.
I mean talk about guerrilla marketing.
When dudes when a dick implant, it’s pretty difficult to get that word out to the masses.
When chicks get breast implants, it’s noticeable right away.
Nobody misses those things.
But for a dude with a new prosthetic penis?
So our guy here needed to make a business decision.
Either waste his money on a new dick which nobody ever actually knows about.
Now it’s not like buddy is an accountant or some boring shit like that.
He’s a professional falconer.
One of the raddest professions to have.
Dude controls a bird of prey for a living.
I mean it’s recession proof.
Everywhere you go, there are people looking to hire professional falconers.
He’s going to have bitches crawling all over him.
What kind of a woman doesn’t love a falconer?
And not just any old falconer, but one with a giant prosthetic penis to boot.
They don’t care if it’s fake or not.
You see the toys they come out with these days for the ladies?
This fella is just ahead of the curve.
Sidenote: Pics of the penis implant can beseen here.
