But there’s one thing I promise you.
Get the club, pick your spot and hit it.
No waggles, no overthinking, minimal practice swings, they don’t mean anything for an amateur golfer.
We all know what’s going to happen.
Overswing, top it or a direct hook into the shit on the right about 195 out.
Just hit the ball and move along.
Obviously we’re talking big time money here vs what me and you are used to.
Amateur golf, trying to get away on a Saturday morning and prepping for our member-member trophy collection.
But this rule needs to apply to the PGA, LPGA and every single course in America.
You get hit with multiple slow play penalties?
Put GPS on all of us, not just our carts.
Monitor us on the course.
I don’t care.
I know I’m a fast player, I demand others to not be slow.
And if you break out one of those ball retriever things by the water?
Banned from every course in the city, maybe even the state.
Can’t trust those people on a weekend fishing for a couple balls.
She’s right from a professional standpoint too.
Watching slow play sucks as a fan.
We know what we’re in for when we turn on a golf tournament.
A bunch of commercials, a bunch of ‘playing throughs’ and way too long of rounds.
Cut that down by like 30 minutes.
Give me a shot clock like we have in baseball now.
I don’t care if it pisses people off, call me selfish.
I just want to watch golf, not waggles.
