HALL OF FAME slugger from the Kansas City Royals.

Batch of bad crabs.

Water, down his leg.

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Big ole shitty pile of clothes left in the stall.

Perfect double tapered shit in the morning.

Now you’re up to speed and ready to take on the world as a true internet expert!

Can’t imagine the diet during 69 straight hours of NFL Draft coveragehelpsdigestion.

So stay strong out there, I wish everyone a Double Taper Monday morning.

Until then, take it away George!

Also why don’t we make these anymore?

Truly some of our best writing ever.

Bring em back Francis… Let’s get a beer Doc.