Theyve [Gen Z] just simply not had the opportunity for making and receiving telephone calls.
Baxter said attending just one session boosts pupils confidence because it demystifies how phone calls really work.
It’s times like these that I really miss KMarko.
Nonetheless, I will do my best to honor the tradition of highlighting pussification how I see it.
You didnt agonize over it.
Lets just pause here.
There are seminars for answering the phone.
Not had the opportunity?
Were not talking about learning Latin here.
Were talking about speaking on the fucking phone.
Oh buddy, they are rich.
But lets talk about what real phone fear was.
Do you want to know what true fear is?
hed ask in that gruff, no-nonsense tone.
while trying not to sound like you were a degenerate punk looking to corrupt his daughter.
Thats real fear, you pussies.
Not the gentle buzz of an iPhone notification.
So now, theyre trying to rebrand phone calls as some sort of personal empowerment exercise.
My brother in Christ, thats not empowerment, thats hanging up.
Weve been doing that since rotary phones were a thing.
Good luck taking down capitalism when your biggest existential crisis is whether to let a call go to voicemail.
You fragile fucking pussies.
And speaking of existential crises, what would happen if this generation had to face something real?
Like, oh, I dont know, World War II?
We would be doomed.
The Greatest Generation stormed machine-gun nests and liberated continents.
They have anxiety about phone calls and need breathing exercises before ordering a pizza.
So, whats next?
Are we going to have Walking into a Bank and Talking to a Teller 101?
A Looking a Waiter in the Eyes While Ordering Food workshop?
The state of humanity in 2025 is astonishing.
We are so fucked.
“, we are going to go down as the dumbest generation of humans of all time.
Yah, well buckle up buddy.
The list goes on and on and it should make for a great 20-part series.
- Want to know what the definition of crazy is?
They can read your face.
They can judge your reactions.
They can see how theyre doing.”
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