There’s no way anybody is actually buying this right?

Fyre Fest 2: Electric Boogaloo, a tropical island getaway off the coast of Mexico.

But how the fuck does that equate to a million dollars?

Know what I’m saying?

But here’s the thing in the announcement that I wanted to blog about.

Another activity idea McFarland has for the festival is live fights on the beach.

Billy’s also promising “live fights on the beach.”

Because nothing screams luxury music festival like a good old-fashioned brawl in the sand.

He hasn’t even booked any artists yet!

He’s definitely not stressed though.

Securing talent is the easiest part by far.

Especially when your name carries the weight and is a synonomous withtrustas Billy McFarland.

And the fact that he’s already sold 1,200 tickets?

Well, let’s just say I’m not surprised.

There’s a sucker born every minute, and Billy McFarland knows exactly how to find them.