God damn it Ice-T.
When I started this video, I really wanted to fully back him.
On Law & Order, Ice-T/Seargent Fin Tutuola is a member of NYPD’s Special Victims Unit.
That basically makes Ice-T a real life cop.
But I gotta call it like I see it here.
I’m sorry to say, I’d have to go with Ice-T. All my shit’s expired.
I don’t drive that much.
I’m Ice-T, you see.
I came here yesterday and the DMV computers were down.
I’m really trying to just get this taken care of.
But if you have to write me a ticket that’s fine.
Because again, I’m Ice-T. Then maybe the cop wouldn’t have jumped to, “I’m going to tow your ass.”
Which is something that strictly happens in government run businesses.
I’d have probably come out a little hot myself.
At that point, the DMV and the cop are working together in my mind.
Or however much Ice-T’s four total tickets were worth.
I’d think the whole thing was a set up.
I’m sure he was already pissed having to go back there.
He was probably going to chew out the next person he saw regardless of who it was.
Ice-T was so damn close to the finish line.
If it wasn’t for a faulty computer, he’d have been home free.
That’s tough to swallow.
But give the cop a break Ice-T.
Yes he could have just let you go considering you were so damn close to the DMV.
Some cops probably would have.
I’d be pissed if that happened to me too.
But everything in your damn vehicle was expired.
That’s so long.
Consider your tickets a charitable donation to Hudson County, New Jersey.
Maybe they can put your money towards upgrading their internal systems.
