Let me get this out front by saying I know I’m not the smartest person here at Barstool.

There won’t be any back-and-forth from me and Big Red.

I love Francis; in fact, you could say I’m a fan.

But he makes you feel like he’d do it regardless, and knowing him, he probably would.

So while you’re a genius, you’ve also shown yourself to be a complete moron.

I thought I was watching Mintzy up there, not a Harvard graduate.

I guess you live and learn, and hopefully, this is a lesson you’ll never forget.