Maybe we should’ve suspected all along.
Perhaps it was too good to be true.
We live in a time when millions of rational people truly believe that the Apollo moon landings were faked.
The theory being that the “astronauts'” shadows often don’t line up properly with the sun.
The images hills and craters in the background have been altered.
The Blue Origin mission is another thing entirely.
One commenter wrote: ‘It was fake.
The girls opened the door to begin with from the inside with no tools.
Another commenter chimed in: ‘Can’t post this fake s* enough.
While one commenter wrote: ‘This s* is so fake.
Typical spacecraft have doors that open outwards and require a team of technicians working from the outside to unlock.
Weren’t these ladies strapped into adult-sized child safety seats?
And the fact the hatch opens in makes less than zero sense.
That capsule can’t be more than, what?
And it’s packed to the gills with celebrity chicks.
Furthermore, why aren’t they wearing helmets?
Just plausible enough to be valid.
The bottom line is, man landed on the moon in 1969.
Women did not land in the desert on a Blue Origin spacecraft in 2025.
PS.If I stop getting my Amazon packages because I said all this, I’m gonna be pissed.
