We sit around talking, Hey I did this.

I did something dumb today and I understand it.

I found this story to be hilarious to be honest.

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And again, shoplifting is all time scum, and theft across a ton of industries fucks innocent people.

But even with all that said.

This guy is so stupid it’s alarming.

The total being $37.45 is just a remarkable fact.

Is he kidding me?

The items also cracked me up.

Lightbulbs, bacon and frozen butterfly shrimp.

I literally couldn’t believe it.

Just an all time dummy.