Jerry broke down the whole ruling in incredible detail yesterday.
My breakdown is simple.
Mostly because I’m very, very anti-ref.
Then the IOC steps in and tries to punish her even more.
Luckily we have a sports guardian angel on our side.
Someone who will see something go wrong and step in.
Someone who who is bleeding red, white and blue at the olympics.
Of course I’m talking about Flavor Flav.
Steps in and offers Jordan Chiles something better than a rusting IOC bronze medal.
And it took him no time to whip something together
Hell yes, that’s America right there.
You want to try and screw us over?
We’re making a bronze clock and rubbing it right in your face.
Maybe shine it up real nice, turn it sideways and shove it up the IOC’s ass.
Probably how we should help light the torch in LA in 2028.
I need something like Wayne Selden’s uncle
Like Jerry said, it’s war with the IOC now.
You don’t come after us because you screwed up.
We’re not giving anything back.
You screwed up, you deal with it.
