Gave him a jersey, posted him on all their socials, interviewed him etc.
Meanwhile, I was driving to Wisconsin to throw one out at the Beloit Sky Carp game.
And don’t get me wrong, I’m not complaining.
They gave me all-you-can-eat chicken fingers, so who was the real winner that night?
Anyways, this is how it went down:
Right down the fucking cock.
And now we’re looking for a AA team.
Now we’re heading to a AA game?
Started from the bottom now we’re here.