Gave him a jersey, posted him on all their socials, interviewed him etc.

Meanwhile, I was driving to Wisconsin to throw one out at the Beloit Sky Carp game.

And don’t get me wrong, I’m not complaining.

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They gave me all-you-can-eat chicken fingers, so who was the real winner that night?

Anyways, this is how it went down:

Right down the fucking cock.

And now we’re looking for a AA team.

Now we’re heading to a AA game?

Started from the bottom now we’re here.