There’s only one thing worse than drafting a fantasy football player who’s a complete bust.
And that’s drafting a troll.
Not the case with the trolls.
Or not start him.
I can finally say once and for all I’m ready to move on.
So who’s it going to be this year?
Who’s going to be my next future ex-fantasy partner for life?
Let’s run through some names of the bad boys we know we should stay away from.
Stefon Diggs
I don’t know.
Maybe he caught the disease from ex-teammate Gabe Davis.
We all know what happens the week after that.
Be prepared for Diggs to ghost you like he ghosted the Saint’s DB in the Minneapolis Miracle.
(Bob the Builder voice: “YES HE CAN!").
But let’s not pretend Russell is Mr. consistent anymore himself.
Don’t be surprised if Pickens leaves you staring befuddled in front of your TV screen.
Chris Olave
Olave has some major expectations to fulfill as the #17 overall drafted player by ADP.
The dude proved how talented his is in last year’s rookie season.
But there’s one big issue here.
Just ask Amari Cooper who had his first eight-touchdown season in his first full year post-Derek Carr.
The only thing is, he’s going to be hard to ever bench as a second round pick.
So you might just get lucky and have Olave just be a bust instead of a troll.
Maybe he’ll work out.
So, while most trolls happen to be wide receivers, don’t count out 4chan Achane.
Those are my main suspects for 2024.
I’ll be doing my damnedest to avoid any of these exciting disappointments to be.
Pretty much anyone named Mike will do.
you’ve got the option to’t be any safer than going after a Mike.
Draft wisely my friends.
