God I grew up in the wrong religion.
My gentile mind simply could not comprehend that level of wealth.
Meanwhile I think I made maybeeee $250 for my conformation?
Which was such a joke, by the way.
The problem is that Catholics don’t know how to party.
I’m not sure a career in rapping is in any of their futures, but you never know.
And congrats to Shane on the Bar mitzvah.
Adulthood looks good on you, brother.
