I think we can all agree that cyclists are scary.

Just me on my little ol' pedal bike?

Look, I don’t feel good about saying that.

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I’m not a fucking monster.

The last thing I want is for somebody to get hurt.

It’s not like I’m driving around out there looking to pick off cyclists one-by-one.

What we need is WAY more bike lanes.

But how many bike lanes can we really build?

Or I guess they could just ride on the sidewalk.

But I have beef with sidewalk bikers too.

Especially in bigger cities.

That’s fucking dangerous too.

Sidewalks are for walking.

But it’s not like we can just ban bikes.

We really need some sort of bike reform in this country.

The way it is now, there’s not nearly enough clarity when it comes to bike laws.

Sorry for the rambling.

The fact that EMT’s and police officers will try and force people into ambulances at all is ridiculous.

Obviously it’s necessary in some cases.

And they DEFINITELY don’t bring up the price of the trip.

We can’t allow that to happen.

I hope Will gets every penny of that $997,000 lawsuit.