Evgeni Malkin Is The Latest Pro Athlete To Have Their House Broken Into While Playing A Game, And Now His 3 Stanley Cup Championship Rings Are Gone

We must have some real Danny Ocean’s on our hands here, boys.

You must be a real criminal mastermind.

How’s about you dickwads stick to taking things like cash and credit cards and TVs like normal criminals.

Obviously this sucks for Geno.

Can’t imagine he’s an asshole to anybody.

Can’t imagine he goes out of his way to be a prick to anybody.

And how does he get repaid?

But those rings will be back in his possession at some point.

Personally I don’t think these guys should have to go to jail.

Prisons are already too overcrowded as it is.

One shot to both nuts for each ring.