Confirmed: their always daunted football team does in fact have a pulse.

But here’s the thing: I’m not sure which way I want to attack this blog.

But on the other hand, Indiana fans have been insufferable because of their…..3-0 start.

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For those keeping track at home, they’ve beaten: Florida International, Western Illinois, and UCLA.

Folks, they beat UCLA.

That’s what started this onslaught of confidence.

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They quite literally only play one football team that can even breathe.

But I also don’t think either of those things will be happening.