The day was June 21, 2003.
Almost 3 full years later, Macklin Celebrini was born on June 13, 2006.
He’s the only current player born in the year 2006.
A debut where he picked up a goal and an assist.
He returned to the lineup on Tuesday night against Columbus, but was held off the scoresheet.
So last night he decided to make up for some lost time…
There are only 4 active players remaining from the 2003 Draft.
Corey Perry, Brent Burns, Ryan Suter, and Marc-Andre Fleury.
Fleury is the oldest of the bunch, and the only player in the league born in 1984.
Marc-Andre Fleury was already winning Stanley Cups by the time Macklin Celebrini was potty trained.
Because one goal on the night wasn’t enough for the young lad.
He had to let another rip as well.
Violently grotesque snipe right there.
I was always taught to respect my elders, but I guess Macklin Celebrini don’t give a shit.
Now to be fair, these were the only goals that Flower let up all night.
And the Minnesota Wild ended up taking home a 5-2 win last night.
By all accounts, the San Jose Sharks fucking suck.
But the San Jose Fightin' Macklin Celebrini’s?
That’s a team worth watching.
– Okay, I guess the kid has a little respect.
