Some asshole Florida State fan said he would eat dog shit if FSU lost to Boston College.
Said he would eat it out of a red solo cup with a spoon.
Before the game even ended, and Boston College was running away with it, while D.J.
I can’t blame the guy.
The dude had 1000 followers.
I tweeted it right after they beat Ohio State.
Even after Michigan beat OSU, I thought they were a dog shit (pun intended) football team.
They would barely even let their QB throw the football.
I thought there was no chance in hell they would stand a chance against an SEC school.
But holy dog shit was I wrong.
Maybe the most wrong I’ve ever been.
Michigan won the National Championship, and I had to cut off my head.
Obviously I wasn’t going to do that.
But then the Florida State guy didn’t eat dog shit.
And Ohio’s Tate threw out a scenario on The Rundown today.
“If John Rich eats dog shit for @321nole, is he exonerated from the beheading.”
Not gonna lie, that probably wasn’t my best idea.
I really did not have to do that.
But honestly, I didn’t even think much of it.
I knew it’d be gross.
But I saw it as a mind over matter thing.
The whole thing was less than 30 minutes of my life.
Also, PFT did the same thing with horse shit.
I thought, “PFT is a respectable guy.
If he can do it and continue living his life, I’m sure I can too.”
I’m a little worried I might come home from work today and my fiancee will have left me.
I’m a little scared to hear from my family.
Several people in my replies are genuinely disgusted.
But I think I have fended off the calls for my beheading.
I also have a few people telling me I’m going to die.
I’m a little worried about that.
I know eating dog shit isn’t good for you.
No idea if that helps or not.
Anyways.. in conclusion.
@321Nole is a large coward.
Sometimes you just have to eat shit on the internet.
Even when you could have done literally nothing and still been perfectly fine.
In the end, I felt too guilty about not cutting off my head.
I had to do something.
Thank you all for the support.
