I’ll tell ya what–it wasn’t always the easiest game to watch.

That first half was pretty much the equivalent to chugging half a bottle of NyQuil.

The Eagles couldn’t get dick going on offense, and Jake Elliott just apparently sucks now.

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10-6 at the end of the 3rd quarter.

Throw on a movie, get caught up with The Penguin, maybe just get some shut eye.

But for anyone who stuck with this game and persevered through?

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Well Saquon Barkley and the Philadelphia Eagles rewarded you with a 4th quarter shit pumping for the ages.

Jalen Hurts making smart decisions with the football.

The offensive line bullying everyone up front.

Saquon Barkley being the best back in football.

And while the defense played great all night, they really turned that shit up in the 4th.

This man is the best linebacker the Eagles have had in decades.

The dude is a legitimate superstar.

And speaking of superstars, let’s talk about theExciting Whites!

This game was always going to come down to turnovers.

Every football game comes down to turnovers, but especially Eagles vs Washington games.

Again, the defense wasn’t an issue at all tonight.

They played great from start to finish.

This is a special, special defense.

And maybe nobody is more special on that defense than 27.

He deserves to be in the Defensive Player of the Year conversation instead.

It wasn’t the prettiest win of all time.

It was 45 minutes of total shit followed by 15 minutes of pure greatness.

But on a short week against a division opponent?

You’ll take an ass kicking any way it’s possible for you to get it.

1st in the division, baby.