Welcome back to yet another episode of Dumping Them Out.
Turns out I’ve been including too many topical stories between the Boob GIFs.
Stories that should be made into their own blogs.
So what I chose to hear from that conversation was that my blogs were too good.
I’m simply too talented.
If Dumping Them Out is to continue, the blogs will have to be significantly worse moving forward.
They will still include the Boobs.
But I will be dialing back the effort when it comes to writing.
Or I’ll at least be sure to include worse topics.
Then they interviewed the kid and had him do his Australian accent live on ESPN .
But ESPN would never let him do a Chinese accent.
Which I thought seemed like a double standard.
If we can mimic Australian and British people on ESPN, then why can’t be mimic the Chinese?
I guess it’s probably because English is Australia and Britain’s native language.
Or maybe it’s just cause they’re white.
But I was really hoping that kid would just call an audible and launch into a Chinese accent.
His last post was made last night.
He’s on day 3.
His most liked video has only 46 likes.
I’m a little worried about him.
He isn’t necessarily beaming with charisma.
His videos are also a little long.
Just a little something I look forward to keeping tabs on for the next 6-12 months.
I wish him the best.
Maybe this paragraph between Boob GIFs that nobody will read will help boost his profile.
Speaking of walking across the United States.
I just remembered Mike Posner tried to do that once.
He got bit by a small rattlesnake and almost died.
Had to be airlifted out of somewhere in Colorado to a hospital so they could save his life.
And if I recall the story correctly, nobody even knew he was walking across America.
And he was 75% of the way done.
He’d gone all the way from New Jersey to Colorado and nobody cared.
So we’ve been trying to knock out as many Apple TV shows as possible.
There’s a ton of good ones on there.
Apple really does a horrible job marketing their shows.
I just finished Severance last night.
The season 1 series finale of Severance is maybe the best series finale I’ve ever watched.
Was on the edge of my seat the entire time.
It ends on a massive cliff hanger too.
And I just learned that season 1 finished in February 2022.
Season 2 still isn’t out.
It starts back up in January 2025.
I’m annoyed enough having to wait 5 months.
3 years would be torture.
Or on any topic for that matter.
Their posts will feature far better writing than 95% of what you’ll find on Barstool (i.e.
anything not written by Francis).
There’s posts that people must have spent days on.
All just to publish under a faceless username on a Reddit fan page.
That’s doing it for the love of the game right there.
They don’t give a shit about getting credit or anything.
They just wanna talk topics with their internet friends.
Much respect those guys.
