Welcome back to the 2024 Dumping Them Out Finale.
Every year on Twitter people talk about what they didn’t have on their yearly bingo card.
Kinda weird how nobody ever mentions what theyhadon their bingo card.
Usually on the internet people lie about things theydidpredict.
But for whatever reason when it comes to bingo cards, people only ever point out their misses.
Here is my official 2025 bingo card.
I’m just gonna list everything and randomly put the card together at the end.
Especially now that everyone is hurt.
The Costco Guys (A.J.
Really just need to get those guys on the stage of any auditorium.
Timothee Chalamet is arrested for a sex crime- It’s never the guys you expect.
Well that’s not true.
It’s pretty often the guys you expect.
That guy is a walking sex crime.
But sometimes you get guys like Bill Cosby.
Original $HAWK coin investors will 10x their money- It’s a marathon not a sprint.
Have faith in Hawk Tuah.
Bronny James gets NBA Playoff minutes- He’s gotta catch fire from 3.
That’s all you oughta play in the NBA anymore.
If the Lakers get some injuries at the end of the season, maybe Bronny slips in there.
The number of sightings are already dying down.
No chance we ever get a satisfying answer.
You got this Bill.
Taylor Swift releases an original Christmas album- She should really do this.
Maybe he wants to take the Tiger & Charlie show on Saudi Arabian tour.
Big Cat wins a 50/50 raffle- He beyond due.
2025 is his year.
Aaron Rodgers gets covid vaccine- He’s the only person in America still talking about it.
He’s clearly reeling.
He spent his entire offseason smoking crack in Peru.
Once recovering alcoholic hipsters find out about this they’re going to go nuts.
NFL announces new London team- The players are going to hate it.
Imagine being traded to London.
Antonio Brown becomes a Nazi- He’s a bump on the head away from aggressive anti-semitism.
Do not let him get his hands on a copy of Mein Kampf.
The Rizzler will make an appearance on SNL- Not played by Peter Dinklage.
The Rizzler himself will be in an SNL sketch.
He might even host the show.
that will result in him being banned from MetLife permanently
LeBron James authors a book- Not an autobiography.
