Welcome back to another episode of Dumping Them Out.
I’ve completely lost track of where I was in my GIF rotation.
But I often fuck up and use the same one’s too close together.
I’ve been jumping around way too much lately.
So starting now, I’m starting back from the top.
I’m writing this blog as I watch the Colts play a very pathetic first half of football.
I’ve been a Colts fan my whole life.
More than a casual fan, but not much more.
It’s a strategy that’s proved effective for me.
Sports are meant to be entertainment.
If I’m not being entertained, then why would I watch?
I could care less if that means I’m not a “true fan”.
Ok that’s not a real complaint.
I can’t complain about feeling like I have to watch football.
Also those first three paragraphs of mostly an attempt to reverse jynx the Colts into making a comeback.
Well… nobody is actually going to be reading this anyways.
You’re just here for the GIFs.
But even if they do comeback I won’t change this.
Because I’m a man of honor.
And because I’m lazy.
And because again… nobody is reading these words anyways.
It’s not going to work.
And this is why I like college football more than the NFL.
The NFL is too serious.
It’s too high stakes.
If they suck, I’m never going to lose sleep over it.
There’s so many layers to college football too.
So many games that are just fun to watch and nothing more.
Pitt vs West Virginia yesterday for example.
South Carolina vs LSU.
Missouri vs Boston College.
I watched Eastern Michigan vs Jacksonville State yesterday.
It went into 2OT’s.
It was a delight.
Did you know Jacksonville State isn’t even in Florida?
It’s a different Jacksonville entirely.
It’s in Jacksonville, Alabama.
God damn it I miss yesterday.
But it’s not looking great.
You hear a lot about quarterbacks who throw a “catchable ball”.
I’m afraid Anthony Richardson is one of the few quarterbacks who throws a “non-catchable ball”.
Even the passes his receivers catch, they look like they’re fighting a cat as they do it.
If that’s the case, he should never be allowed on a football field again.
And and and… just a reminder.
No matter what happens to any NFL team this week.
Players will get hurt.
New players will emerge.
Teams will go on runs of wins.
Teams will go on runs of losses.
Don’t take the bait.
