Big week for the government.
Big week for China.
Big week for opinions.
Regular week for Boob GIF’s.
Naturally that calls for a game of fuck, marry, kill.
You gotta kill The Rizzler right off the bat.
The implications of picking anything else make that a no brainer.
I’ll go ahead and marry Taylor Swift, because she has the most money.
I would have one-time consensual sex with Caitlin Clark.
I was thinking about Taylor Swift’s box yesterday.
It’s directly above section 119.
They could literally turn around and high five her.
As crazy as that fan base is there has to be.
Right now on Gametime there aren’t any seats up top in that specific section available.
Not that somebody is necessarily going to buy it at that price.
You gotta kick the tires on that.
There’s someone out there who’s ripe for a fleecing.
I’m watching this Eagles vs Rams game right now.
I really do love watching snow football.
I think it’s a fun change of pace.
I don’t personally care too much about the sanctity of the sport.
But if you do care about the sanctity of the sport… that game was objectively ridiculous right?
It’s like watching football in slow motion.
Like they’re playing a different sport.
Every play is chaos.
Nobody can stay on their feet.
It wild the NFL allows the most critical games of the season to be played in these conditions.
It’s funny how the best players in the world can’t help themselves from flopping.
Patrick Mahomes got ripped for doing yesterday along the sidelines.
People immediately said, “Tom Brady would never!
“, and then were quickly hit with a video of Tom Brady doing the same thing.
LeBron James is the biggest culprit out of anyone.
If there’s no threat of repercussions, it’s objectively a smart thing to do.
The only possible outcome for Mahomes there is the Chiefs get 15 additional yards.
If leagues aren’t going to actively punish flopping, it’s hard for me to blame them.
It’s not an honorable thing to do.
I can’t be mad at my quarterback for it.
How on earth is a call as black and white as a facemask not reviewable?
I know penalties aren’t reviewable, but you’d think common sense would take over at some point.
Missed facemask calls have been happening for years, and every time the refs get roasted for missing them.
They’re so easy to define.
With replay you’re free to objectively determine yes or no on a facemask in 10 seconds.
Crazy that rule hasn’t been changed yet.
If that play had sparked a Lions comeback, I bet the NFL changes it going into next season.
