I am so sorry.
I feel terrible I put people through that.
There might be somebody sabotaging Dumping Them Out from within.
Something to keep an eye on.
Welcome back to another episode of Dumping Them Out.
Sorry this is being posted on a Monday.
Hopefully this doesn’t come back to bite me in the ass.
Then Dave will say, “But what about Sunday, January 12th?
Guess I have no choice but to do “Dumping Them Out: Monday MILF Madness”.
Looks like the United States TikTok ban might actually go through.
I can’t believe we got to this point.
I thought it would be one of those news stories that just kinda went away.
But I guess our government really doesn’t want China to have all our personal information.
I was fine with it.
China hasn’t given me any reason to not trust them.
They’ve always given me fair portion sizes for reasonable prices.
The movie Rush Hour was a staple of my childhood.
I’m sure they wouldn’t do anything nefarious with all my banking information and social security number.
TikTok going away might actually be a good thing for me.
It’ll suck for some of my co-workers who’ve built a following on there.
But if TikTok refuses to sell to a trustworthy American like Mr.
Wonderful, then eventually someone is going to have to create a new American version of TikTok.
They can call it TruthTok.
I really should be doing that already.
But nobody wants to actually read anymore.
Indian kid hunger games is the fastest growing sport in the world.
I can’t get enough.
Muzamil is currently on a historic, 90’s Chicago Bulls jot down of run.
He’s unquestionably the goat of Indian kid hunger games.
On top of that, he’s a great kid.
Always respectful of his competition.
Abides by the rules of Indian kid hunger games.
Frequently shares his winnings with his hungry, less talented friends.
Muzamil’s parents have done one hell of a job raising a fine young man.
But Mr. Greedy on the other hand… Mr. Greedy is out of control.
He must be stopped.
He’s always bullying the younger kids out of their spots in line.
Sneaking in after the game to steal food from the rightful winner.
He downright cheats in the games.
And he’ll look at you and smile as he does it.
Muzamil = GOAT, Mr. Greedy = BAN.
It kills me that I might not be there for the inevitable downfall of Mr. Greedy.
I know the TikTok app won’t just disappear on January 19th.
We’ll still be able to use it for a while.
But we won’t be able to update it anymore.
Which means eventually we’ll get to the point where TikTok is unusable without the latest update.
And I’ll have nowhere to watch smiley happy Indian kids throw darts at balloons to earn their dinner.
So maybe it’s a good thing TikTok is going away.
I am in desperate need of a book.
