Welcome back to a very special March Madness episode of Dumping Them Out.
For me, the thing about watching March Madness this year is that I haven’t vaped since Wednesday.
I’ve still been using nicotine pouches a bit, but my nicotine intake has been way down.
And pouches just don’t hit even close to as satisfyingly as a vape does.
So I’ve been very irritable.
I think it’s because of the nicotine.
Which means I’ve been thinking some really mean things about college basketball players.
Things I’m not proud of.
They don’t have a single player who doesn’t look like a distant relative of Shane Gillis.
If I cheered for a team who relied on shooting three-pointers the way they do I would be embarrassed.
Literally I would rather go 0-30 than win playing like that.
And their nickname is racist.
That’s not like me.
I don’t really feel that way.
I’m better than that.
All because the entire bar was there to watch, and loudly cheering for UConn.
I’ve never wanted a team to win more than Oklahoma that night.
Let’s see what else had me uncharacteristically pissed off.
I got mad at the word ‘chalk’ on Friday night too.
“There has to be another word for when games go as expected.
If there isn’t, we need to come up with one.
Or maybe a few.
Where does ‘chalk’ even come from?
Apparently it’s something to do with horse racing?
Also.. the Freezing Cold Takes account.
Freezing Cold Takes decided to come after little ol' me.
What the hell Takes?
Am I really the #1 St. John’s believer on the internet?
There was nobody else in the world of college basketball who liked St. John’s in the tournament?
I suppose I should be flattered.
March Madness must be shooting fish in a barrel for that guy.
Does everybody who’s bracket gets busted get dunked on?
Who did Old Takes Exposed have going all the way.
I feel like he should have to put that on the record.
I know I tweeted it out and everything, so that’s a little different.
I’m not actually mad at Takes.
He’s just doing the same cowardly thing he’s always done.
I didn’t even care about St. John’s.
Not because of anything I have against Rico.
I’ve been a Ryder since day 1.
There’s just so much to come back at him with.
It’s hard to not take the low hanging fruit.
I mean look at this…
I didn’t want to take any pleasure in Alabama getting knocked out of the tournament.
I actually think they can win.
Labaron Philon might be my favorite player to watch in college basketball.
One more thing as I’m watching the end of this Florida-UConn game.
Betting college basketball is just fucking crazy.
UConn covered the +9.5 in the end.
The final score of college basketball games just doesn’t reflect how the game went at all.
That’s all it is.
Nothing even matters until the final 3 minutes.
It’s a fun rude.
But it’s an insane one to get on.
