Welcome back to yet another episode of Dumping Them Out.
There’s only one rule to Dumping Them Out - There Are No Rules.
15 girls will enter.
Only one will take home the prize.
Their fate is in your hands.
Which is getting mad.
My #1 rule for being on the internet has always been to not get mad.
Don’t get mad, and don’t let people know that you care about anything.
No matter how correct you are.
I broke my golden rule and I feel shame.
I’m not even going to post the tweets or blogs.
I’ve said too much already.
But I was still right god damn it.
I’ve placed a large wager on Penn State money line in an effort to curse them.
You’ll never find me caring about something on the internet again.
Take the Colts game right now for example.
Thank god I don’t actually care, or else I would be really frustrated right now.
The other day I was thinking about the D.A.R.E.
Specifically I was thinking about how cool the logo was.
I don’t know if they still do D.A.R.E.
But for people who went through it, I feel like everyone’s D.A.R.E.
experience was about the same.
At one point you saw the logo on an older kid’s shirt.
Then one day in 6th grade a cool cop showed up to your class.
At the end of the program you signed a pledge saying you would never do drugs.
You probably had intentions of honoring the contract because you were still just a kid.
Then one day you smoke weed while wearing your D.A.R.E shirt and it gets a really big laugh.
And the reason he’s the D.A.R.E.
officer in the first place is because he got a DUI and is being punished.
I think that sums up the D.A.R.E.
experience for most kids.
Their entire organization is built on a lie.
Yes drugs eventually become uncool.
But not at first.
At first they make you cool as shit.
If you build your entire sales pitch on a lie you’ll never succeed in the long run.
Personally, I liked Kodak Black’s approach to talking to kids about drugs.
“Drugs are awesome kids.
you’re free to’t handle them.
Kodak Black might actually be the perfect person to talk kids out of doing drugs.
Or at least convince them to take it easy on them.
They respect him as a rapper, so they’ll pay attention to what he’s saying.
Maybe unsettling enough to convince them to dial back on the drug use.
Kodak Black speaking to your class is just a few million dollars away from bringing in real life crackhead.
Which is also a strategy I think might be effective.
Like when they invited Tyrone Biggums to give a presentation on Drug Awareness Day.
It’s impossible to articulate the dangerous of drug use to a room of children.
you’ve got the option to’t put that into words.
Just post him up in the corner of class.
Make this guy the D.A.R.E.
You’d have to pay to keep him high, of course.
But it’s a small price to pay for the future of America’s youth.
And considering they’re paying for people’s drugs, they’ll have an endless supply of D.A.R.E.
They’d be the most reliable employees in the world.
He’d be the first guy into work every morning.
Would scare the living shit out of every kid in class.
