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The official 12-team college football playoff bracket was revealed today.
I’m proud of America for cyberbullying the committee into giving SMU the last spot over Alabama.
I though there was no way it would happen.
SEC Commissioner Greg Sankey did everything he could.
Which is an actual thing I just learned about his morning.
They were inventing new stats for Alabama by the day.
Idk who that would be.
Idk who which one of SEC’s goons pulled the trigger.
But I’m certain someone is dead as a result of this decision.
Shoutout to that hero who lost his life for the greater good.
I have a question about God.
Some might say it was excessive.
I went to church plenty as a child.
But I haven’t been to church in while.
I’m admittedly a bit rusty.
Because that doesn’t seem very God like of him.
I’m sure SMU was praying that the lord would find a way for them as well.
And they’re a methodist school.
But apparently God prefers Clemson.
I guess he works in mysterious ways.
And when he works in your favor, then you thank him.
That’s a pretty simple concept.
How did you know he was going to make a way?
We’re you confident that you were more deserving than the other team?
Because that doesn’t seem very Christian like either.
And good things keep happening to you.
When you keep seeing good results you don’t question the process.
God just had a different plan for SMU I guess.
Luckily, they still made the playoff.
But one thing we know for sure is that God is not an Alabama fan.
Turns out he was merely a fan of Nick Saban the whole time.
One more note about college football…
I thought it kind of acted as protection against the human element of things.
But now that I’m really seeing it… that’s a ridiculous looking bracket.
The Penn State-SMU-Boise State region… that maybe shouldn’t be a thing.
I don’t think there’s a single team on that bracket who couldn’t beat another team.
Except maybe the bottom few seeds with Oregon.
But even Oregon doesn’t have a defense.
Maybe we will end up getting an Indiana vs Arizona State National Championship.
