Welcome back to a very special episode of Dumping Them Out.
Not just anybody can source Boob GIFs on the internet.
There’s are very specific combinations of words you have to plug into Google Images to source them.
But there’s so much more to it than that.
“Hot girl boob gif” is going to bring up over 50% porn images.
Sometimes you gotta throw the word “bikini” in there.
Sometimes you gotta mix in a “beach”.
Pretty fucked up if you ask me.
But my very own hometown/alma mater Bowling Green State University Falcons made national news this morning.
They finally did something cool.
They hired Eddie George to be their next head football coach.
First things first, shoutout to our ex-head football coach Scott Loeffler.
And thank god he did.
Bowling Green was never getting anywhere with Loeffler.
He was the fakest good coach in the MAC.
He tried to overly out think the defense with overcomplicated play calls on every play.
I wouldn’t recognize an HB dive if it hit slapped him in the face.
There were moments in which he looked like genius.
Other times Bowling Green would go three-and-out without a single play even having a chance to develop.
But the MAC had him figured out.
He was so overrated.
An above average football team in the MAC, and nothing more.
Sorry this blog isn’t about Scott Loeffler.
It’s about boobs and Eddie George.
Hiring Eddie George is exactly the punch in of move I want Bowling Green to make.
It’s something different.
The college football landscape is changing.
The transfer portal is huge now.
Who cares if it doesn’t work out?
Nobody in Bowling Green is going begrudge them for taking a swing.
At least we’re trying to be relevant.
That’s pretty cool.
They were steadily improving year after year.
Welcome to Bowling Green, Eddie George.
You’re going to love it here.
Now if could give you some advice…
But it’s really not.
Perrysburg thinks they’re better than us, but fucking newsflash Perrysburg, we’re both in northwest Ohio.
We’re the exact same place.
You’re a man who’s traveled Eddie.
But how nice would it be to live right on a course?
Get yourself a golf cart and house on a nice little par 3.
Check out hole 16.
It’s the perfect place for you to live.
And the people of Bowling Green will respect you for it.
We have plenty of fantastic food options in Bowling Green as well.
Might I recommend the Campus Polleyeys stuffed breadsticks.
And they’ll stuff your sticks with whatever your heart desires.
If you’re in the market for a good cheesesteak, Mr.
Spots is a strong of a cheesesteak as you’ll find in the country.
Easily better than anything I’ve had in Philly.
El Zarape is a nice little Mexican joint with the strongest margaritas in town.
Frickers is a classic, blue-collar sports bar right by the football stadium.
We also just got a Culvers.
Bowling Green is the food capital of America if you really think about it.
Great to have you in town, Eddie.
You’re going to do great.
We’re used to that by now.
And check out some hockey games while you’re here.
When the Slate is rockin' it’s one of the best atmospheres in college hockey.
Big CCHA semifinals tilt vs Minnesota State next weekend.
You won’t wanna miss it.
