The triple “I Divorce You”!!!
You don’t come back from the triple.
A single “I Divorce You” it’s possible for you to work out in a night.
A double “I Divorce You” is just a threat.
But the triple “I Divorce You”?
That’s game over.
I didn’t even know that was a real thing.
The method is banned in some countries and isnt customarily invoked by women against their husbands.
I can get down with that.
Say anything 3 times and it becomes real.
Like Michael Scott declaring bankruptcy.
As long as you shout it loud enough and enough times, it makes it real.
Gonna use this one on Dave.
“I GET MORE MONEY.
I GET MORE MONEY.
I GET MORE MONEY.”
Boom, Muslim’d.
But back to what is important- net-worth.
Her now ex-husband Sheikh Mana Bin Mohammed Bin Rashid bin Mana Al Maktoum?
I’ve seen anywhere from $1.5 billion to $40 billion!
I’m sure they’ll end up together in the end.