Let your money work for you as long as possible.
Only a sucker pays for lunch T.O.M.
(Time of Meal).
A conscious investor will let his $23.89 continue to grow for the next few weeks.
Definitely not through a delivery service notorious for their outrageous service fees.
Maybe stock up on lunch meat and noodles for a few days until the next paycheck hits.
Say you don’t have a car and need more items than it’s possible for you to carry.
I suppose in that case it’s not the stupidest decision I’ve ever heard.
But still, DoorDash partnering with Klarna seems inherently evil.
That’s like, Example 1A of an irresponsible purchase.
Nobody needs that option in their life.
No customers (or at least very few) will be better off because of this partnership.
I mean, they did it to themselves… What we should really be thinking about is how to use this against DoorDash.
There simply must be a way to scam them using their new service.
Say I sign up to become a DoorDash driver myself.
I drive my car to the parking lot of a local restaurant.
My friend orders a meal for delivery, and I accept the pick-up.
Then my friend tips $21 million dollars through DoorDash using the Klarna feature.
I quickly accept the tip and cash out.
My friend never pays and declares bankruptcy.
We both walk away with ten million dollars.
Surely DoorDash and Klarna haven’t implemented any measures to prevent a scam of that nature.
Even if they have, there must be other ways to get over on them.
We’ll think of something eventually.
One thing I do know… if you owe Klarna 100 chicken quesadillas, that’s a you problem.
If you owe Klarna 100,000 chicken quesadillas… that’s a Klarna problem.
But we’ll burn that bridge to the ground when we get there.
Pretty funny stuff, DoorDash.
Keep up the great work.
You’re doing awesome things for society.
