Dan Bernstein is the Al Capone of Chicago sports media.
How can you blame the guy?
Referring to Dan Bernstein as simply, Bernstein?
But just being impartial here, are you fucking kidding me man?
Youre better than that.
(Sidebar- Lawrence Holmes is the man and a buddy of mine for a while.
Watching him squirm while Bernstein ranted like this was one of the funniest things ever.
Just like they teach you to do up at that fancy schmancy school in Evanston.
That lead to Dave doing what Dave does, and thats adopt extreme measures to get to his enemy.
All for charity of course.
(Sidebar- anybody with a brain in a struggling business would jump at an opportunity like this.
Own your mistake, admit youre a big baby who overreacted, and let your balls get busted.
The Portnoy/Barstool effect is no joke.
Look at how many careers and shows this company has launched and talent weve had poached from us.
Just in the past 3-4 years alone.
But I digress.)
Things died down after Dan played possum long enough, and Stoolies moved on.
The name Bernstein honestly hasnt crossed anybodys mind in Chicago in months until yesterday.
When this whole thing went down on Twitter.
An innocent fishing picture turnedBubba Sparxx Uglyvery quickly.
The one and only Barstool Outdoors Sportswoman of the world, Sydnie Wells.
So there you have it.
Sydnie is clearly as unqualified as they come and definitely has no idea what shes talking about.
Maybe she can take some fishing classes at Northwestern or something one day when she gets older.
Did nobody learn a single thing from Walter Sobchek?
There are rules here.
Cant stand the heat?
Dont come into the kitchen.
Then dont fucking make a run at question Dans dedication tosparkle motionconservation.
