I know this is a bold statement but….does Coachella suck?

I think the argument can be made that yes, it absolutely sucks.

It’s certainly not the music’s fault.

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For some, I’m sure it still is!

So they can run around in the dessert and NOT dance to the biggest artists in the world?

“Kelly, where are you getting this information?”

Which, quite frankly, looks like ZERO fun.

What about all of the brands who have bastardized the entire experience?

Who can we blame - the influencers?

Maybe some of them, but real ones have always been going to Coachella.

It used to be the richy rich music festival, chic and mysterious in the desert.

It always seemed a bit like the Bermuda Triangle to me or something.

Is the irony lost on everyone else?

Miss me with this.

I’m embarrassed for you.

Charli’s 32 years old by the way, she’s not some spring chicken.

Just saying!!!

So, moving forward - do we just want to deem Coachella the “festival for kids”?

At this point, you couldn’t pay me to go to Coachella.

Kids don’t know how to party!

They don’t know how to go to concerts and enjoy themselves!

All they know is screens, screens, screens.

Us veterans need to either teach them how it’s done, or give it up all together.