They have little holes.
Theyll show their tits and play with their coochies, he boldly proclaimed.
Theyre gross, he said of the third-floor women.
Most of them are drug addicts.
Except now that I think about it.
Diddy’s freak offs almost certainly featured some sort of crack head peep show booth.
Honestly, Diddy sounds like he’s right at home in MDC Brooklyn.
Is it too much to ask for a reality show to be made about Diddy’s time in prison?
We probably should not do that.
Is that really any better than Prison Diddy the reality show?
We’ve already got Diddy running the prison, forcing other inmates to contact witnesses for his trial.
It would be irresponsible to speculate on that either way.
Now have naked women flashing through a hole in a vent.
All because Diddy managed to get himself housed in the “cool” part of the prison.
Just 20 cool prisoners getting into shenanigans, playing air hockey, harassing witnesses and women.
I’d keep that live stream playing in the corner of my laptop all day long.
I wouldn’t feel good about it.
But unfortunately it’s my job as a smut blogger to keep up with those sort of things.
Somebody would have to report the news.
That’s how I was picturing Diddy’s time in prison at least.
Something fit for reality TV.
But as I continued reading, I learned that might not be the case.
It can be super boring, saidJeffNadu,who hosts the crime-history podcast The Sitdown with Jeff Nadu.
So its kind of better to avoid all that.
Fine then, Nadu.
I guess it’s boring.
Nobody is even getting stabbed.
Kinda lame if you ask me.
I reached out to Nadu for comment specifically regarding Prison DiddyTM the reality show.
Ok, never mind then.
Maybe not that boring after all.
But unfortunately the reality show doesn’t seem to be in the cards from a legal perspective.
Diddy will still have a few months until his trial when he’s inaugurated.
Maybe there’s some wiggle room there in the name of content.
Can’t help but think there might be some good/horrific stuff going on there as well.
