So I know it hasn’t hit the Barstool blog yet but Derrick Rose has officially retired.
Okay, that was an unneccesary shot at Rick.
I’m not crying, you’re crying!

Side note: autocorrect simply won’t allow me to spell Dwyane that way.
Thank god he was born while Doctors were still using pen and paper instead of iPads!
Either way, back to the topic at hand.

Classy move from Rose, as I heard he did it in the New York Times too.
Thanking everywhere that his basketball journey took him, no matter how long.
Damn that motherfucker was good.
Congrats on a great career, Cleveland Cavalier legend, Mr. Derrick Rose.
Hang the jersey in the rafters.