Alexa enhance
We got 8 couches in what gives the impression of a Nebraska fraternity senior house.
I say that because 8 options means you got a lot of bodies.
It’s kinda shitty but whatever.
I don’t mind shitty.
Shitty’s not bad.
Double Bong
Technically that’s a bubbler on the left but you get the point.
You’re not sure if you want to burn Adam Wainwright this early on Beltran because he crushes righties.
Sure I want a better grinder and that bowl leaves a lot to be desired.
Top notch stuff led by the double bong.
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Eh.
I know these are young kids just trying to fuck.
I won’t judge but this one’s a little gay.
Just my two cents without grappling.
Kinda/huge scumbag move which is totally fine at this stage in life.
No Me Gusta All These Fucking Chords
I don’t love sloppy chords but at least it’s organized.
Maybe dose up the jungle juice and do a group clean before the next pregame.
Double Bong, Double TV
But room for a lot more and much better placement.
Also no internet connection is just too much drama for one stillshot.
Especially if it’s a Comcast product.
Shame on those lousy, greedy scumbags.
Couch Rankings
One more time to stay refreshed.
Hopefully there’s some panties in between those couch cushions.
Nothing too crusty, obviously.
I like that a lot.
You have to walk across the TV’s to take a piss.
This one stinks and is reserved for the least liked guy in the house.
7th - #6:Banished to the corner although you do have stadium seating.
That’s nice but that’s about it.
This spot is for the guy who farts too much and always falls asleep in the first half.
Cuddle up with your blankets you little pussy and call your mom for a quickpay when the parlay fails.
This guy gets the last dibs on everything.
This seat fuckin blows.
6th - #8:Just a little too close and a little too crowded.
Nice thing you’re free to put your feet up though.
I just don’t think that’s enough to crack the top 5 in the rotation.
Too many moving parts and nothing suggests it’s comfortable.
5th - #5:you’re free to see the whole room.
You got a good visual on the 2 TV’s.
You have no responsibility around the table and you’re free to really sink into the corner.
But things could be a lot worse.
Probably got the best dick hang in the house with or without humidity.
Just a real solid friend named Ryan or Matt.
4th - #4:Next to a garbage can and deeply centered in the room.
You are in prime position for anyone else to hand you beers and food.
you might put your feet up on the corner of #3 without much disruption.
The leather looks plush and soft although probably smells like Keystone Light.
That’s going to happen.
3rd - #1:Classic recliner just a little offset from the TV arrangement.
Looks like it could be a challenge getting to fold out all the way.
Definitely not an easy recliner to climb out of.
But uniquely it’s the only single seat in the house so you get extra credit.
Some times you just don’t want to sit next to anyone including your very best friends.
Buffalo chicken calzone anyone?
This is your spot.
2nd - #3:You have best view of the TV and probably remote control responsibility.
Is that good or bad?
I say good but I like to drive the bus the best I can.
This spot is exclusively reserved for that guy.
Your also arms reach from everything and you’re centered for conversation.
It’s demanding but this seat brings the most action, no questions asked.
1st Place Grand Champion - #2: The best seat in the basement and it’s not close.
you might get in and out the easiest.
You have the best corner of any couch to sink into.
You have maximum room to put your feet up because you’re next to the recliner.
you’re able to charge a phone without needing to pass around the room.
That’s a huge draw in a room full of savages.
Nobody wants to collect but that’s the cross you bear in the number chair.
No way around it.
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