An animal pack in which everyone’s competing to become the Alpha.
In an ecosystem like that, all the competitors are constantly on the lookout for signs of weakness.
In their prey, in one another, and in the leader of the herd.
The insider added, Just look at [Muirs] Instagram.
Thank you for the suggestion, ABC News insider.
Let’s do that:
Hubba hubba.
David Muir, you honeydripper!
Let’s get one thing perfectly clear.
I don’t begrudge this guy for looking amazing on his ‘Gram.
Knock yourself out, you bohunk.
All flexed muscles and posing.
Hes actually Zoolander meets Anchorman.
He forgets he is the face of ABC News, not Abercrombie & Fitch!
[Covering the fires] shouldnt be about vanity.
It should be about people losing their homes, the second source said.
As I’m posting about this for the second time, I have but one regret.
And that’s not making the Zoolander/Anchorman comparison first.
It’s perfect:
It’s just so perfect.
I can’t look like Muir does and no one’s sending me to cover historic events.
But by golly, these pop culture references were both right in the middle of my strike zone.
And I left the bat on my shoulder.
My only excuse is that until about 36 hours ago, I barely new this narcissistic twat existed.
And he gave it to them.
And if so, whether he lets it hang naturally or pins it up again.
My guess is he’s already had a tailor made one already rushed to the scene.
If you did, that would be the real tragedy.
