Dave Portnoy Says He Will Pay Up To $3 Million In NIL To Get Michigan An Elite Quarterback Each Year

I don’t scratch my head unless it itches, and I don’t dance unless I hear music.

And it used to be that you had to secretly deliver someone a bag of cash.

So yeah, this is a sad day for Ohio State.

I have nothing negative to say today.

Wouldn’t that be something?

Think if Dave was the reason DJ U went to Florida State and then they started 0-3.

Might be worth the $3 million in content alone.