Yesterday was the inauguration day.
But not Mark Zuckerberg.
Deeper than when he created FaceSmash and called Erica Albright a bitch in his blog.
He took one little peep at Madame Bezos' rack and all hell broke loose.
That one moment overshadowed the entire inauguration.
Everywhere you looked it was Zuck peeping at the hooters.
You literally can’t scroll for 4 seconds without seeing another picture of it.
I can feel Baron telling Trump to meme Zuckerberg to death as we speak.
And you attempt to play it off like Michael Cera in Superbad, but to no avail.
But fret not, Zucky got on damage control ASAP.
Did the most obvious “I love my wife!”
Instagram post of all time:
That’ll do it!
A totally organic, not buried in the dog house post from Zuck.
You justknowhe got an earful and a half from Priscilla the second they got back to their hotel.
What he SHOULD have done is posted a picture of him peeking at his wife’s rack.
Make fun of himself a little.
Have fun for a change.
Maybe next time, Zuck.
