It was quite the night yesterday.

I got stuck between two different ones.

One was more comfortable, but objectively uglier.

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It also had a nice feature of a built in phone charger.

Truly, a tough call for an indecisive lad like me.

Anyway, my recliner is neither here nor there.

This blog is about the angry phone call I received from Jeff Nadu after I left the furniture store.

Little did the commissioner (Red Ed) know is that it would ignite such an international incident.

And for invoking such incident I want to say that Red Ed apologizes.

So one more time for good measure - Jeff Nadu, I’m sorry.

Here is the draft: