It was quite the night yesterday.
I got stuck between two different ones.
One was more comfortable, but objectively uglier.

It also had a nice feature of a built in phone charger.
Truly, a tough call for an indecisive lad like me.
Anyway, my recliner is neither here nor there.
This blog is about the angry phone call I received from Jeff Nadu after I left the furniture store.
Little did the commissioner (Red Ed) know is that it would ignite such an international incident.
And for invoking such incident I want to say that Red Ed apologizes.
So one more time for good measure - Jeff Nadu, I’m sorry.
Here is the draft: