And it’s not like anyone would be buying it if I tried, so I won’t bother.
On the other, you’ve got that stat above.
Which is a record that will never be challenged, never mind surpassed.

And help is not on the way.
The sort of mental gymnastics that made John Mara hire him in the first place.
Last night Daboll exploited an obscure loophole in the NFL rule book and used it to his advantage.
Not to get the ball back the way Daboll did, but simply to fuck with Aaron Rodgers.
With Daboll’s whole professional world falling down around him.
Under all the pressure and scrutiny.
In a situation that is essentially hopeless.
He just couldn’t succeed with it because his quarterback is a natural disaster.
Perhaps football is not for you.
That said, enjoy it while it lasts.
There is a 0.0% chance this loophole survives its first encounter with the NFL Rules Committee.
There’s nothing those buzzkills hate more than something that gives coaches a change to look smarter than them.