The Yankees dropped news this morning that legit shook the sports world.

The long-standing no beards policy is gone.

They really saw Devin Williams without a beard and said nope, can’t do this shit anymore.

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End the whole damn thing, let the beards grow.

Is it crazy that this is big news in 2025?

Yes, but also holy shit I never thought I’d live to see the day.

When I saw the tweet I had a similar reaction that I did when the Luka trade happened.

Who hacked the Yankees on Twitter?

I imagine most fans will be happy about this.

Maybe avoid his phone call today.

When you haven’t won since 2009 the stupid traditions don’t hold as much water.

You don’t need to abide by a policy that started in the 70s just because.

I also don’t think any of the players liked shaving that frequently.

Once the offseason hit they’d instantly grow out the facial hair like it was flipping a light switch.

Is it weird I’m excited to watch my guys have beards again?

Probably, but Cole with a beard again will be awesome.

What a time to be alive.

Now kindly go get a real third baseman.

I miss not having him around to blog this kinda shit