Darts is massive, look at this company.
So when we have a farting situation on our hands, we have to talk about it.
I mean it’s darts.
Farting happens in darts.
But James Wade wants to make something very clear:
I don’t believe you.
There, I said it.
I don’t believe that sound was velcro.
I have velcro all over my leg right now because of the boot I’m stuck in.
I know the sound of velcro better than anyone at the moment.
I also work at home alone all day, I know the sounds of farts.
That was a fart.
You don’t pause for a second before the sound comes out and unleash hell.
That’s a fart!
It’s a good fart.
That’s one that you have to smile at and chalk it up to guys being dudes.
I gotta credit old James Wade here.
That’s a man’s man fart.
That’s how you do it.
You look over the shoulder, verify the coast is clear, grip onto something and let it go.
But, hey, it’s a quality fart.
It’s one of those you gotta tip your cap too.
Plus, it’s still a sport.
This is mental warfare at its finest.
You let one of those out and you stink out your opponent.
You let them know, this is your dartboard.
This is your area, good luck coming into it.
