Get the fuck outta here.
Don’t forget that literally a few weeks ago, Connor Stalions was not even on staff.
And not after 1 week of play, he is calling all of the shots.

Let me say this and I don’t say it lightly: I don’t put anything past Stalions.
Is this perhaps all part of his manifesto to rise to the top?
Usually I would say no, but then again, the guy literally has a Manifesto.
That’s all I’m saying.
But he’s taking over a team that went 1-8 last year and dropped their opener 47-6 last Friday.
Hey, at least he didn’t give up a 50 burger in his debut as D Coordinator!
But fear not, Mumford fans.
This guy has proven he knows how to turn around a program all by himself.
I wonder how long it takes for his presence to be felt across the Detroit Public League?
I want one of these graphics at the end of the season.
That will go viral for sure, people loveeee talking Stalions.