Get the fuck outta here.

Don’t forget that literally a few weeks ago, Connor Stalions was not even on staff.

And not after 1 week of play, he is calling all of the shots.

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Let me say this and I don’t say it lightly: I don’t put anything past Stalions.

Is this perhaps all part of his manifesto to rise to the top?

Usually I would say no, but then again, the guy literally has a Manifesto.

That’s all I’m saying.

But he’s taking over a team that went 1-8 last year and dropped their opener 47-6 last Friday.

Hey, at least he didn’t give up a 50 burger in his debut as D Coordinator!

But fear not, Mumford fans.

This guy has proven he knows how to turn around a program all by himself.

I wonder how long it takes for his presence to be felt across the Detroit Public League?

I want one of these graphics at the end of the season.

That will go viral for sure, people loveeee talking Stalions.