The NFL is in the business of making money.

And their main source of profit comes from having 272 total games being played throughout the season.

With that being said…it seems like we can just go ahead and cancel all of them.

Didn’t you hear?

The Dallas Cowboys have already won the Super Bowl next year.

Micah Parsons said so.

Don’t believe him?

Too frickin' bad.

He’s being saying his prayers out loud, and he’s saying his goals out loud.

He’s not just keeping them to himself.

He said them out loud.

Has to happen now.

This isn’t the first blog I’ve written on the subject.

Which is complete and utter fucking nonsense.

It makes less sense than chicks who believe in astrology.

Mike McCarthy is likely going to be back as the head coach.

So congratulations are in order for the Cowboys.