After losses leaving the stadium I want to die.

I don’t want to hold my head up high, proud to live in New York.

Play a depressing song that makes me want to step in front of the 6 train.

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Sure it may seem insignificant to you, but it’s something that absolutely had to be altered.

It just added to the embarrassment the fans felt after watching the Yankees piss away their season.

I’m thankful at least one person’s head up there is working properly.

Little fun fact about what song they used to play.

This is a step in the right direction of being great again.

Other things on the checklist?

Getting a real third baseman on the team and teaching Jasson Dominguez how to battle the sun.

Baby steps, people.