As it turns out, NIL funding is no different.

“You paid me $90,000 a year and let me handle special teams.

I did all this work in your name and was told to pursue it.

I burned through all my contacts in my Mormon community, which is worth about $3 trillion.

I have email receipts to prove it, and you guys let it fall flat on its face.”

We did it, folks.

We have reached peak college football.

This is why there will never be a sport in existence better than this one.

It was only a matter of time before someone at least tried it.

This is seriously in the running for my favorite story of all-time, though.

Also, is the Mormon church doling out cash like that?

I just really can’t tell you how much I love college football.

Getting this story two days before Week 0 kicks off has me tingling.